Looks like Mr. Nature got tired of puttering around the house while Mother Nature does all the work. He is now riding on her coat tails by selling raisins in a bag.
However, Mr. Nature is kind of a cheap skate. I mean, how much can the production costs be, what with being married to Mother Nature and all. I got 57 raisins in this bag for 85 cents. That means 3 raisins is all my 2 cents are worth.
The best part of the bag is a little notice at the bottom that says:
Please Don't Litter. Dispose of bag properly.
You can just imagine the real meaning:
Please people. I'm in enough trouble with the Mrs. as it is. I don't need you all leaving your bags everywhere as a constant reminder to her about how I take her "nature's perfect snack" and wrap it up in plastic. Help me out here.
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