What has this world come to? Remember when fortune cookies were like:
You will find new fortune in an old place.
Well apparently the lawyers down at Golden Bowl have gotten the best of the fortune telling department, leaving me to get this totally noncomittal, theoretical fortune:
You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
I think they should add:
But obviously not today, because you bought this useless fortune cookie.
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